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Hi
My name is Eberhard Niklaus and I am the CEO of The Specialists group. Just the other day I was sitting down at home working out a strategy for my franchisees in the coming summer. As I was busy my wife was cleaning and doing all sorts of things in and around the house. It was a bit irritating so after a while, and you know how long that while is, I asked her what she was doing... I was really somewhat confused I must admit.

The answer was short and clear "I am spring cleaning" it is September and if you don't get your backside of that chair and start helping... you surely can fill in the rest.

After being at this for the rest of the day I could really do with a massage for all the muscles that were never there before, but please don't say anything to her...

After this experience I knew exactly what to do and I know I will be able to save you from going though the same pain.

No such thing as "No Pain, No Gain" with me.

• You can now get your house spring cleaned, have the carpets looking like new, your couches and beds ready for the summer, have the little black ants disappear from your sugar pot, and not worry about anything else than just enjoying the coming summer without muscle pains.

(This did take some time to do) but after seeing me in this condition the franchisees all agreed this is not the way in which any sun loving South African should start the summer with. I have made an agreement on your behalf with them for a summer offer that you have never before seen. (I had to walk around the table twice to convince them of the pain and suffering they would save so many couples with) and came up with a 21.49% discount across the board on all our services for the month of September.

Why 21.49% you might ask? Well the last two digits will give you a good idea and I would like to celebrate my personal end to this particular decade by giving back to you for all the support and business we have done over the past three decades.

• Now you can get your carpets professionally deep cleaned removing all that dirt and grime that built up during winter (which you know is there)

• Getting rid of those bedbugs in the "who is playing with who" scene for yourself and your entire family

  Make sure there are no unwelcome plants suddenly sprouting from your driveway and grass that you have not invited.

• Get those pesky little black ants from creating food highways in your kitchen at night when you are not there and finding what is left of what was the sugar pot the next morning or even worse... looking at them in through your sleepy eyes swimming in your fresh cup of morning coffee

And even better, if you act now and take me up on one of our annual maintenance plans you will get the price locked in for the entire year with the discount! I have also not forgotten the large complexes and security units that is always such a huge undertaking getting everything ready and looking great for the summer. Any maintenance contract for a complex of any size will also have the full discount in their package for the entire year!

The specialists group has been cleaning and sorting out pests for the past thirty years, I wanted to say five because I might then look younger, but yes we have been around for a long time and you are assured as always of high quality service and advice that can only be gotten from experience.

All our staff has been expertly trained in all aspects of cleaning and pest control for unparalleled service to you.

Please save yourself (and your poor hubby) from going through the grievous pains and accompanying stress of spring cleaning and take me up on my September offer and save. The savings alone will pay for a very fine dinner and some other nice things.

Here I am throwing the life jacket to you, don't be in pain for the next few weeks, enjoy life... we will take care of those pests (no these are not the ones dropping in unannounced on a Sunday afternoon) and all the hard cleaning jobs for you.